Monday, December 15, 2008

Seat in the Senate

Teacher: So, has anyone read the newspaper? The governor of Illinois was arrested for trying to sell Obama's seat in the Senate.

Student 1: Wait, so he's selling the actual chair? What's wrong with that?

Student 2: It's because the chair wasn't his to sell; it belongs to the government.

Teacher: No, not the chair, the seat. The position. The job.

Student 1: Oh... So?

2 comments:

  1. this one is the best.. so far at least...!

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  2. Keep coming back as I am certain that there will be more gems!

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