Teacher: So, has anyone read the newspaper? The governor of Illinois was arrested for trying to sell Obama's seat in the Senate.
Student 1: Wait, so he's selling the actual chair? What's wrong with that?
Student 2: It's because the chair wasn't his to sell; it belongs to the government.
Teacher: No, not the chair, the seat. The position. The job.
Student 1: Oh... So?
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this one is the best.. so far at least...!
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