Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Dr. Opout

"I just want to drop out of high school and become a doctor!"

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Cinco de Mayo

"Today is my cousin's birthday and she isn't even Mexican!"

Friday, January 17, 2014

I'll be Dammed

Student 1: "Hoover made the Watergate."

Student 2: "NO! Hoover made the dam dumb ass!"

The Scarecrow

"Good thing I used my brain on that test!"

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Going Up!

"I saw the dumbest elevator today.  It had a button for the floor I was already on!"

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Neptune, Uranus and Saturn

"I'm not interested in the anatomy of space!"

Friday, November 1, 2013

Date of Birth

"How can I tell if my birthday is before or after July?"