Catch it!

"You can get scoliosis from that!"

Teen Pregnancy

"I want a baby of my own, but not mine"

May Celebrations

"What day is Pico De Gallo this year?"

Have your cake and eat it too!

"Wedding cake is like the icing on the cake at weddings!

Bed times

"You know, just like the saying.  Go to bed early, wake up early!"

Trekkies

"It would be really cool if they made Star Trek into a TV series!"

Hellos

student 1: "Shalom"

student 2: "What does shalom mean?"

student 1: "It means hello in Jewish"