Dr. Opout

"I just want to drop out of high school and become a doctor!"

Cinco de Mayo

"Today is my cousin's birthday and she isn't even Mexican!"

I'll be Dammed

Student 1: "Hoover made the Watergate."

Student 2: "NO! Hoover made the dam dumb ass!"

The Scarecrow

"Good thing I used my brain on that test!"

Going Up!

"I saw the dumbest elevator today.  It had a button for the floor I was already on!"

Neptune, Uranus and Saturn

"I'm not interested in the anatomy of space!"

Date of Birth

"How can I tell if my birthday is before or after July?"